Not mine, but amused me enough to post.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
*
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
*
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
*
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
*
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
*
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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