Johnny was a chemist
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
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ieatpenguin
Reductio ad absurdum!
Johnny was a chemist
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
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also:
Johnny, finding life a bore
Drank some H2SO4
Johnny’s father, an MD
Gave him CaCO3
Now he’s neutralised, it’s true,
But he’s full of CO2