Homemade Fish & Chips

Who doesn’t like fish and chips? The advantage of cooking it at home is that it’s quick, simple, you know whats gone into the batter, and you can use healthier oil to fry the fish in. For this dish its best if you buy and use fresh fish, but if you have to cook frozen, make sure its completely defrosted first. The batter is a simple one with my own little twist, if you want a standard batter don’t bother with the herbs. Apologies for the photos, taken with a mediocre phone camera.

I don’t have a deep fryer, for this method I have baked the chips, and used a wok to fry the fish. Be very careful when doing this as hot oil splashes and burns easily.

Ingredients
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  • 3 Cod Fillets (~200g)
  • 3 or 4 large potatoes
  • Peas

For the batter

  • 50g plain flour
  • 2 tbsps olive oil
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 1 tbsp ground pepper
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1 teaspoon mixed herbs
  • A pinch of salt
  • A glass of water

Making the batter

Combine the water, salt, flour and pepper, then make a well in the middle. Into the well place the yolk, the oil, the herbs, and the lemon juice.

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Heat the oil in the wok for a good 10 minutes or so before getting the fish ready. Dip the fish in the batter, making sure any excess runs off, and then place the fish in the oil, frying for no more than 5 minutes, turning once.

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For the chips – just cut the potatoes into chunky chip like shapes, place in a baking try, cover lightly in oil and then bake for around 45 minutes.

Boil some water whilst the fish is cooking, put the peas in for a few minutes, and then serve whilst hot icon smile Homemade Fish & Chips .

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SecurityTools

This is a nasty little program that masquerades as a security program that has found lots of viruses on your PC, and will clean them if you unlock it – eg if you hand over your credit card details.

The easiest fix I’ve found is using ComboFix, and then deleting the [random letter/numbers] folders found under ‘\Documents And Settings\All Users\’.

Goodbye Dear Friend

One of the most incredible feats of engineering has been axed as part of the Strategic Defence Strategy review, and what a travesty it is. A testament to British engineering ingenuity and skill, one of the greatest war planes ever to have flown, and just a down right beautiful craft. I can’t recall the amount of times, both as a child and an adult, that the Harrier took my breath away.

Goodbye.

Cryptic Christmas Quiz

I’ll post the answers sometime next week.

1. Carl had no song.

2. You’ll have heard of this name for Christmas.

3. Light part of music and learning.

4. Precious metal or —-.

5. Miser ordered “Go score”.

6. Sinatra at home. Unusual scene for kingly gift.

7. Reindeer sold out to the high street.

8. Spirited Cheek!

9. No soap with the trees.

10. Sounds like the Queen’s job, darling.

11. Thieves scram at this time of year.

12. what did it cost king to hang this up?

13. Stole item intended for Christmas decoration.

14. Saint Laura upset at Roman winter festival .

15. Bladed footwear found in desk at entrance.

16. Initially found rime on several trees.

17.S
N
O
W

18. Another Wise Man scrambled up elm next to a confused choir.

19. Christmas, otherwise, without the 12th letter.

20. Yuletide newborn’s bed is a garbled German trough.

21. In satin seldom found on a tree.

22. Beneficent monarch sews clean when confused.

23. Yuletide mother is in army disarrayed.

24. Excellent playwright provides happiness (not to women).

Windows Home Server v2 (Vail) is dead in the water

I’m a big fan of windows home server. They failed to deliver on some things, such as Media Centre integration, but that doesn’t really bother me. It’s a decent piece of server kit with a nice UI built over the top of Server 2008.

The best feature of it has to be Drive Extender, a disk management tool that allows you to pool your drives, of any size, and provides one click duplication, making installing new disks and taking backups a breeze for the home user. The clue is in the title: Windows Home Server.

Vail has been in the works for a while, and a recent post on the WHS blog has announced that the number one feature has been stripped. I’m fortunate enough, I guess, in that I understand how RAIDs work, and know how to set them up. However, I use WHS because I don’t have too. I spend enough time at work with computers that I don’t want to at home.

Absolutely unbelievable. Microsoft manage to alienate their core customer base (of this product) in one fell swoop.

Still, at least it saves me the cost of the upgrade.

Userenv Error 1500/1505/1508 – Profile Unable to Login

Windows cannot log you on because your profile cannot be loaded. Check that you are connected to the network, or that your network is functioning correctly. If this problem persists, contact your network administrator.

This annoying error message plagued me for quite a long time until I eventually found the solution. The problem appears to be with the pagefile not being able to perform user profile allocation properly.

After a fair bit of searching and tinkering, I eventually hit upon the following solution:

  • First set the pagefile to by managed by the system.
  • Load regedit, and find: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management
  • Create a new DWORD called PoolUsageMaximum. Set this to 60 (Decimal).
  • Create/Modify PagedPoolSize (DWORD) to ffffffff (Hex).
  • Reboot.

What this does is simply force the Memory Manager in windows to attempt to trim the pagefile when it is 60% full, rather than its default 80%. This therefore starts the pagefile trim earlier, hopefully enabling the computer to cope with surges in memory demand more efficiently.

Rooting Your Desire (and installing a custom rom)

This is a guide for the GSM Desire only.

Follow this entirely at your own risk. It is possible, however unlikely that trying to root your phone can brick it.

Things to download:

  • Download Unrevoked 3.21 (current version) from here.
  • Download HTC Sync from here, install it, then uninstall it. This sounds odd, but it will remove the HTC software (a necessary step), whilst leaving the ADB Drivers on your computer.
  • Download a recovery image, I’m using clockwork which you can get here, but you can use others such as AmonRa.
  • Download a custom rom, and a radio rom. I am using Defrost and the latest radio, available here. Note: This step is not actually necessary, you can run a rooted phone with the original rom.
  • This is the actual rooting part. Run Unrevoked (3.21). Select the recovery image you downloaded above.
  • Plug your Desire in to your PC, sit back, follow the on screen instructions, and then wait a few minutes.
  • Note: It is a good idea at this point to perform a Nandroid backup, available from the Clockwork Recovery Mod Menu.
  • When Unrevoked has finished, reboot into your phone. Load Rom Manager, flash Clockwork to the latest version, and take a backup.
  • Partition your SD card (menu option in Rom Manager). I went for a 512mb ext2 partition, a 64mb swap, and the rest as fat32. Copy your custom rom and Radio image to your SD card.
  • From within Rom Manager, select Install Rom from SD Card and select your custom rom. Let it work its magic. You can then install the radio image from within the Clockwork Recovery menu.
  • Bear in mind if you are going from a Sense based rom to a non-Sense based rom, you will need to select Wipe Data/Settings from within Clockwork in order to be able to flash the custom rom. This should be the only time you need to do it.
  • When the phone reboots, you will be presented with an animated ‘X’, which is really rather pleasant. This is the DeFrost boot screen, and will last for a while. Don’t panic, let it run its course, and it will boot eventually.

Installing the Windows HBoot Drivers

These drivers are necessary for rooting your phone. You can download them from here.

  • Extract the drivers somewhere memorable.
  • Turn off the phone, and load the boot menu by pressing and holding power and volume down.
  • Connect the phone to your Windows machine with a USB cable and wait for the phone to say HBOOT USB PLUG on screen.
  • Open device manager, and you should see Android 1.0 Device listed under Other Devices.
  • Right click on Android 1.0 and click Update Driver Software. From the next screen, select Browse my computer for driver software, browse to where you extracted the drivers, and select the Android USB Driver folder, click Next, then OK.
  • You should then get an Install Successful message, hit Close.
  • Android Bootloader Interface should now be listed under Android Device. All done.