Not mine, but amused me enough to post.

The Web site you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

*

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

*

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

*

Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.

*

A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

*

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.